I confess, I'm related to David Letterman :-) Steven Wright has a line that I always wanted to use:
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..."
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