Holy cow Sam Hobbs, you've been registered for three days and haven't been to the springs in 20 years. Here's a programming question for you, brainiac: if you took a Pascal class 20 years ago and hadn't used it since, would it make any sense for you to join a Pascal forum and take offense when you make an incorrect claim about the language, and whine that "none of you understand", and that you are being "taken advantage of" because you haven't written a line of Pascal in decades???
Jobe hikes to the spring several times a week, and I always look forward to reading his colorful trip reports. You demand documentation because supposedly your feelings got hurt? Here's an idea, why don't you hike the trail and see if you can take photos to prove the regulars wrong. You can then humbly post them because you will have proven you know it all, and gain all the accolades you are telling us you deserve.