I didn't mean that to offend...only in fun! I really do understand how you feel about tornadoes out here. I imagine it's about like I feel about earthquakes. I felt my very first one a few months ago, here in CA, and as soon as I realized it wasn't a damaging or dangerous one, it was exciting. You guys probably would've barely noticed it, it was so small. Although the New Madrid fault, which runs through Arkansas, has been responsible for some major quakes in the past, and "they" say it will be again, the frequency of tremors there is about like the frequency of tornadoes here.