I saw in the news today that the Forest Rangers are requiring that all visitors to Deep Creek Hotsprings must buy the CD " Liquid Tension Experiment " and must show proof that they have listened to at least one song on this CD before they will be allowed to hike to Deep Creek Hotsprings. " Three Minute Warning " is recommended highly by Tim Read, head honcho of the BLM. Oh yes, the BLM is stopping violators of this new ordinace. Why do they recommend this peice " Three Minute Warning ". Well the BLM's hired gun Mr. Barry Nelson told me in a phone interview that this peice is 100% completely improvised insanity without a single edit or overdub! I said " Wow Mr. Nelson I get your point! ". He went on to say that the BLM and the Forestry Depts. hope that the peaceful essence of this music will create a state of total relaxation in the minds of the springs visitors which will hopefully quiet tensions, backbitting, motorcycle duals, access confrontations, tree cutting and a whole host of other maladies that burden the Hotsprings and surrounding area :-( Since I am a law abiding, god fearin citizen and because I " Always " listen to what Mr. Barry Nelson says I felt obliged to go right out today and buy me this CD and you know what, I think this is going to work :-) Don't be a bunch of lawbreakers and get that CD soon! OOps, I just spilled my wine, gotta go :-)
