Sunday report.

Just came from the springs and decided to share my experiences.
I came early morning and discovered a used condom and used toilet
paper floating in the stream that flows into the large pool.
I had to drain the water much to the dismay of some people
who had hoped to take a last soak before their departure.
I will be patrolling the springs at night and if I see
those fairies trying to multiply, I will personally drown
them all. From now on, I will be chlorinating the water
when I come in. If the fish does not like it, it will have
to move down the stream.

Later in the afternoon, a bus load of asians came in. Those
people never have the right clothes on. I think Mike should start telling them about local customs.

Finally, insects near Arizona pool are very angry. I got bitten
too many times to count. If you come in, carry antirepellent.