Traffic report

Well folks,the holiday weekend is coming to a close and the big news is the road grader made it up as far as paradice valley recently.There were many travellers up and down Bowen Ranch Road this weekend,no doubt adding to the local hubcap collection.No major accidents were reported so far but there were a couple of near misses due to people driving too fast on the wrong side of the road.A word of CAUTION....Gas Can Bill has his car running again and the accelerator works great.The only trouble is the brakes are still prone to complete failure so watch out on those blind curves!And now to other news...Katrina? Any reports of violence occuring?