gawd-damn these are lame:..
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked except for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his penis. The wife gave him a weird look and then the husband replied: "If you're going as a sour-puss, I'm going as a dictator".
THANK YOU!! TIKI IS APPEARING NIGHTLY @ A IMPROV NEAR YOU!!