ok.. joke # 2...
A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down in front of a gas station. While the mechanic is looking at the engine he gets an ice crem bar from a vending machine. Because it's hot, the ice cream bar melts quickly, it gets very messy and the penguin ends up with ice cream all over himself. The mechanic finds the problem and walks over and says "Hey, it looks like you've blown a seal".
The penguin laughs, "Oh, no it's just ice cream
BWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
BLOWN A SEAL... OK KRAP.. THATS FUNNY !! GET IT???