It's about time, where the hell have you been!
I am in need of some cheerful news and I believe you're the only one on this forum or maybe even the state that can bring in a smile.
But let's not do a dirty joke, make a clean one,...........well, okay do what ya want Tiki, but make it good.
As for the stats, which I know you're dieing to hear:
A - The springs are still hot and the pools are fine!
B - The girls are fine - some nude, some not.
C - The guys are, ......I guess okay, ......ya we're naked to.
D - Wizard's in an up roar.
E - The trees still growing at the springs and one one's cut them down yet.
F - Bowen Ranch is still open for you to park and Mike's gettin rich off of us.
G - The sun still shines and we're all feel'n fine! Come join us and we'll drink the Wizard's wine!.................with his permission of course!
Welcome Back!