Is March or April a better time to go to hike in the buff

Hi I live in Seattle and this looked a place to go in the spring while I wait for Washington and Oregon to warm up. Would March or April be better if I wished to hike in the buff? Is March too COLD to buff it? Also hoping from cold to hot sounds like it could be therapeutic and was afraid maybe March the COLD would be too COLD.

Also I am confused, reading through the post it seems to be a common theme not to go nude during the weekends because there are tons of Textiles. Is that cause you're worried about the Textiles getting physical or verbally abusive. Or is it because you would feel under dressed? I was just thinking as long as I keep to myself and I'm not hopping from pool to pool and sticking my junk in peoples faces maybe it would be alright? Being socially challenged, I'm fine with not chatting up the Textiles and trying to hug them. Or would starting off nude in the morning and putting on my tighty whities (rather boxers) later in the afternoon be a better idea?

My other concern is that the trail sounds very steep with loose rocks. Would it be really risking the skin on my arse to hike down in the buff?

I saw a few post about Crazy Mike. Has anyone had bad experiences camping at his place or does he leave you alone at night? The thought of having an ax murderer walking around outside my tent might cause me to lose sleep. Are there any alternative camping places near by for car camping that you will not get KILLED?

Thanks in advance and sorry for all the lame questions,
"Not so Crazy Mike"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/05/2016 09:40PM by mikehike123.