that reminds me of an old joke:
a couple of friends are out camping when one is bitten on his pecker (must be nudests) by a rattler. His friend tells him not to move around too much, and heads to town for help. He finds a Dr. and tells him what happened. The Dr tells him he can save his friends life if he sucks out the venom. He heads back to camp and he's friend asks "what did the Dr say?" . His buddy tells him " the Dr says you're gonna die"