I was at Pirates Cove yesterday, and it was a perfect day weatherwise-warm, no wind. The only thing that spoiled it was a comment made to me by the local butthole regular who hangs out at the end of the cove. What happened was I was talking on my cell phone on an urgent call with my wife. I was nude of course and standing near the water for better reception. This jerk runs right at me and says, "I have a rule at this beach- no cell phones allowed". I go, "that's ridiculous, why?" He goes, because they have cameras". So now I'm pissed because he's implying I'm a pervert that will take pictures of nudies.
Fortunately, my temper stayed cool but I came close to taking this guy out (I'm a black belt in karate).
Anyway, he doesn't have the right to tell people not to use cell phones at Pirates Cove. I'm curious what you all might think about this situation?