FOF, Your joke is well taken by me and brought a smile to my face but I'd like to make sure that other people who come to this forum, before the infamous post about me and my less that dependable bowels, know that you are merely joking. I just don't want the new forum visitors to think that I'm runnin around with my diapers down at the springs doin the Big Dog! Speaking of your samples Sam, the day I took the recent pictures of the snow at DCHS and picked up trash I also was faced with a really dirty job at the edge of the Serenity pool. I would say by the looks of it that a Human with a less than tight digestive system left a deposit right on the flat ledge on the East side of the Serenity pool. I had not noticed it right away but after sensing a terrible smell found the offending material. Without going more fully into the gory details I removed what I could from the surface of the rocks and then rinsed and scrub the granite clean. Since I have two young children I have had alot of fairly recent experience at cleaning such matter so did not gag completly in doing the task. Sam, of course this is certainly the kind of thing that would show up on your test. I can say for sure that this was the most disgusting mess I have ever found around the main pool area. Hopefully I won't have to clean up something like that again. You get all kinds of people down there and some get themselves to far gone on their substance intake which could have caused someone to do something that stupid.
