Naaaahhh! Gomer (Pyle) was the son of a long line of Jarhead tribesmen and is the patron saint of Drill Instructors.
Jobe, you know just enough of the Torah & NT to get yourself into trouble.
One of these days on the forum we'll have you spouting pseudo-Judeo-Christian scripture, a scientologist will be describing the need to clear oneself of engrams (all credit cards accepted!), a Muslim will be jihadding against public nekkidness, fallen away polygamous Mormons will be trying to recruit our too few nekkid wimmin to their southern Utah baby making ranches and the Wizard won't have enough room here to unleash chapter 2563 of the Wiz's Global Warming Opera & 6 Part Massacre!!!!!
Get naked, get into the water and when you're through, pick up your trash, take only pictures, leave only footprints and go gently home.
(I didn't have a bypass, I had a long defective mitral valve and a leaky tricuspid valve. They opened me, fixed them both, closed me up and now after 3 months I am ready to soak)