Well you know how it is with the "textiles." They probably think that we are from the Dark Side and if we get near them they might catch our "Nudie Cooties."

I mean, my goodness, it's probably hard enough trying to hold up Traditional Values in the wilderness without listening to questions in spoken English delivered by a NAKED guy (dangling participle, split infinitive and all) who probably thinks bad thoughts and didn't vote for the President.

Oh, ICK!!! He's actually fully NAKED!!! Avert your eyes, honey!