The Bush Administration needs those trees to fight the war on terror. If we cut down all the trees, then the terrorists wont be able to hide when they cross the border." Damn those pesky laws anyway" Bush was quoted as saying today from his ranch in Crawford Texas.

If those terrorists strike in the San Bernardino National Forest, Ranger Nelson stands prepared with his OHV patrol to intercept them. That is why they created J1299 illegaly through the heart of the ACEC wasn't it? Oh yea....I forgot. It was so they could stop illegal OHV activity during the Willow Fire closure!